Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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