the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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