so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
where are my eyebrows?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
