I wish my penis had an off switch
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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