At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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