Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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