KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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