Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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