Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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