no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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