Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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