is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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