Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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