how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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