So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
should my penis look like a turkey
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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