bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Everything about him screamed your future.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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