I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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