So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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