Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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