I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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