I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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