Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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