I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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