do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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