you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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