3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This is the high leading the old right now
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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