is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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