Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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