i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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