would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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