I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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