She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish you could order shots online.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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