Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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