What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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