i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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