he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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