A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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