Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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