when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
