I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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