About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
whose parrot is this?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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