I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize