He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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