apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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