Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You pole danced in your parka.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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