So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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