i just google imaged poop.
the day after is always just damage control
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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