remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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