How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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