Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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