Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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