She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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