How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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